Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[restingstitchface]

in [No!] your dreams maybe [No!]

furthermore [No!], i [No!] would like to bring to your attention that, [No! No! No!] for all you like to try and pin bizarre infatuations on me, you're the one who is hung up on the whole thing and planning to announce our "relationship" [No!]

which [No!] seems to be the opposite of discouraging the situation [No!]

therefore [No! No!], in conclusion, you suck hardcore [No!]

xoxo

The fact you graduated college both astounds and frustrates me. The education system of this country has become a joke.

[itistolaugh]

oh my god the red again stoppp

[restingstitchface]

No, I shall not.

[Actual adult Jonathan Crane.]

[itistolaugh]

honestly you know youd be gettign the letters anyway
im hardly the first or only one who suggested
you just like yelling at me

[restingstitchface]

I don't care about you enough to make it that personal, Miss Quinzel. I merely believe in chiding idiocy wherever I see it.

[itistolaugh]

then are you hunting down and messaging every single person about it??
if not
~it's personal~

[restingstitchface]

No. I believe in using a scalpel to do surgical work, not a sledgehammer. That's more your style, I believe.

[itistolaugh]

haha yeah
you love my hammer tho

[restingstitchface]

It has its uses, yes.

[itistolaugh]

you arent seriously going to tell media that we're dating are you
come onnnn

[restingstitchface]

I believe confronting your fear this way will be good for you, if that's what you mean. But is the thought of my companionship truly that terrifying?

[YES IT IS. He's just being an asshole.]

[itistolaugh]

you are hands down the worst fake hypothetical boyfriend

[restingstitchface]

Interesting allegation. You wouldn't be the first to say that, mind. Not that the lady who said she found me terrifying is speaking any longer.

[Or at all. Eh, Sherry?]

[itistolaugh]

you know what
YOU KNOW WHAT
fine

do whatever

i bet you cant make a convincing media statement anyway

[restingstitchface]

It's not the media I'm convincing though, is it? It's those who read such gutter trash in the first place. Shouldn't be too hard.

[itistolaugh]

you'd have to convincingly have a feeling
i don't believe that's gonna happen

[restingstitchface]

No it's not. Scared you though, didn't I?

[itistolaugh]

oh thank god
i already started planning your murder and everything

[restingstitchface]

Yes I'm certain of it.

Now, how frightened were you? Tell me of the feelings you experienced and their intensity, if you would.

[Look! He's being POLITE???]

[itistolaugh]

it was about the same level as like
when you're watching a movie and you know the killer is in the basement and the girl is going in the basement and you yell NO NO NO but its still happening anyway and you are stressin but resigned
only instead of a killer its teen girls and instead of a basement its internet comments

[restingstitchface]

I see. Explain your heartrate and physical symptoms. Palpitations. Shaking. Tremors and suchlike.

[This is important research!]

[itistolaugh]

idk i wasnt measuring it jeez

[restingstitchface]

That doesn't surprise me. You don't seem the type of person who possesses a strong work ethic.

[itistolaugh]

that isnt MY work
im not your intern, crane

[restingstitchface]

No you're not.

I've never been one to keep assistants around for long. They all had a tendency to need to keep as far away from me as possible. Fancy that.