[ The thing is, Julian actually likes Harley. He finds her annoying, but she actually seems to care and that generally puts him in his good books. So the list he has is genuine in his attempts to Be Helpful. Feel free to assume it is longer than the one given here. ]
New Year's Resolutions, 2017 - Romance and intimacy are important to you. There is no need to rush things. Take your time, consider your options. Look before you leap. - If someone won't take no for an answer, make them. Remember your roots. - Don't push people's buttons on purpose. - Get into less fights with Crane. - Lie less. Don't make up stories. - Be sure to use people underestimating your intelligence to your advantage. - Be very careful with your new job. Don't let it replicate certain institutions. - Remember not to trust Dr. Chilton. - Leave other people's fashion choices alone. - Recognize boundaries.
Early hours of Jan 1, anonymously
New Year's Resolutions, 2017
- Romance and intimacy are important to you. There is no need to rush things. Take your time, consider your options. Look before you leap.
- If someone won't take no for an answer, make them. Remember your roots.
- Don't push people's buttons on purpose.
- Get into less fights with Crane.
- Lie less. Don't make up stories.
- Be sure to use people underestimating your intelligence to your advantage.
- Be very careful with your new job. Don't let it replicate certain institutions.
- Remember not to trust Dr. Chilton.
- Leave other people's fashion choices alone.
- Recognize boundaries.