Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[itistolaugh]

I can do both. Ugh, I love you but you are such a butthead. Seriously. The worst.

[restingstitchface]

[He quirks a brow.]

You love me, do you?

[Whhhhhhy? Is this a rogue society thing? IS THIS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE FRIENDS???]

[itistolaugh]

Don't make it weird.

[ Pretty much just a Harley thing. Don't expect it from Julie or, god forbid, Joker. ]

[restingstitchface]

[Not sure if that's worse, tbh.]

It's not my intention. Do you have anything more to say?

[itistolaugh]

Yeah, actually, I do. It's my professional opinion that you should reacquaint yourself with the scientific method.

Doctor.

1/2

[restingstitchface]

[Okay. That's one insult too far.

Disconnected.]

2/2

[restingstitchface]

I believe that your behavior belies you're the one who should reacquaint yourself with the scientific method, Miss Quinzel.

It's obvious that you're exhibiting signs of displacement. You are unconsciously substituting your anger towards Callaghan, whom you cannot vent your spleen at, and your inability to interact with more... dangerous members of society, onto something that's an easier target. Me.

[itistolaugh]

[ He actually shuts her up for almost a full minute. ]

Well.

[ Another half minute of peace. ]

That doesn't mean I'm wrong.

[restingstitchface]

I imagine not. In your opinion.

[Which doesn't matter to him as much as he feels it does. Boo to you.]

[itistolaugh]

You wouldn't hit back if I didn't have a point. I know that about you too.

Hey, why were you doing it anyway? Trying to get a secondhand girlfriend?

[restingstitchface]

Of course not. [His teeth are slightly gritted as he talks.] I'm doing it for the reason I do anything.

[For science. Because he respects the mind's power over the body. And because somebody's really, really pissed him off.]

[itistolaugh]

Because you're a butthead.

[restingstitchface]

What a lovely analysis.

Thank you for your professional opinion, doctor.

[itistolaugh]

I'll have to bill you for this session, you know. I'm licensed again.

[ Suck it, nerd. ]

1/?

[restingstitchface]

[There's some awkward pausing on his end.]

2/?

[restingstitchface]

Are you?

3/?

[restingstitchface]

That implies somebody was insane enough to reinstate it.

4/?

[restingstitchface]

So you can obviously cease your attempt at lying.

5/?

[restingstitchface]

[He inhales slowly.]

6/?

[restingstitchface]

Who reinstated it, exactly?

DONE

[restingstitchface]

No matter. I see plenty underserving of their title. You're no different.

[itistolaugh]

[ She sends a selfie of herself holding her brand spankin' new documentation. ]

I applied and took the exams months ago. Just got the approval. I'm official as hell now. Thanks for your heartfelt congratulations.

[restingstitchface]

[He fixes his glasses, pushing them up his nose, without blinking.]

I've never seen anything so ridiculous...

[GET OFF HIS PERCH. SHOO.]

[itistolaugh]

And how is your career going?

[ She says it so, so sweetly. He doesn't have to see her to know she's fluttering her lashes and twirling her hair around a finger. ]

[restingstitchface]

Well, private research is progressing nicely. I chose to pursue it because-

[His mentor stabbed him in the back.

The university let him go. Cowards.

He'd reached legal limitations.]

it afforded me a greater opportunity.

[He's so salty you could mine him for it.]