Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[itistolaugh]

Because you're a butthead.

[restingstitchface]

What a lovely analysis.

Thank you for your professional opinion, doctor.

[itistolaugh]

I'll have to bill you for this session, you know. I'm licensed again.

[ Suck it, nerd. ]

1/?

[restingstitchface]

[There's some awkward pausing on his end.]

2/?

[restingstitchface]

Are you?

3/?

[restingstitchface]

That implies somebody was insane enough to reinstate it.

4/?

[restingstitchface]

So you can obviously cease your attempt at lying.

5/?

[restingstitchface]

[He inhales slowly.]

6/?

[restingstitchface]

Who reinstated it, exactly?

DONE

[restingstitchface]

No matter. I see plenty underserving of their title. You're no different.

[itistolaugh]

[ She sends a selfie of herself holding her brand spankin' new documentation. ]

I applied and took the exams months ago. Just got the approval. I'm official as hell now. Thanks for your heartfelt congratulations.

[restingstitchface]

[He fixes his glasses, pushing them up his nose, without blinking.]

I've never seen anything so ridiculous...

[GET OFF HIS PERCH. SHOO.]

[itistolaugh]

And how is your career going?

[ She says it so, so sweetly. He doesn't have to see her to know she's fluttering her lashes and twirling her hair around a finger. ]

[restingstitchface]

Well, private research is progressing nicely. I chose to pursue it because-

[His mentor stabbed him in the back.

The university let him go. Cowards.

He'd reached legal limitations.]

it afforded me a greater opportunity.

[He's so salty you could mine him for it.]

[itistolaugh]

I'm looking forward to your new insights in the field of messing with people you don't like very much.

[restingstitchface]

Oh, don't worry. I'll invite you to the ceremony when they award my research the Nobel Peace Prize.

[itistolaugh]

[ She laughs. If he's joking, they're probably cool again. And if not, well, then she'll figure it out when he shows up at her door in his finest burlap. ]