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"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

You are sincerely welcome.

theres no way it's NOT a porn name, honestly

Edited 2018-02-26 20:52 (UTC)

[By the time Wednesday rolls around, Crane sends Harley a cute little video when he knows she's stuck with paperwork. A little three second thing that doesn't mean anything.]

This should up his price when I sell him on EBay.

[Work is boring.]

[she isn't even sure why she's arranging this in the way she is. maybe it's to keep up appearances, now that the new suit is done and with bruce still comatose. she doesn't really know. some dictation later--]

Harley. I need to make an appointment for Batgirl.

THAT'S THE BEST!!!!!

oh god why? what did i do??? i haven't done anything!!! WHY ARE YOU SCHEDULING FIGHTS NOW

[oh jesus. after--actually laughing as her screenreader plays this back--]

Relax. I mean therapy.

that is even more confusing

but ok

She needs to talk to someone. And looking at the choices...

[better harley than the other imPort psychiatrists, she's decided.]

ok yeah

yyyyyeah

i mean chilton is my boss so probably shouldn't talk trash but

actually she should see chilton i want to see him get beat up that would make my YEAR

but after she beats chilton up i have wednesdays open

I hope they have a miserable time and try to kill each other. I'm petty and I need him to be unhappy right now.

I just hope he doesn't do anything too stupid

I thought you would enjoy it. I've watched him do it twice this week.

Wednesdays are fine.

I'll get back to you on the Chilton part.

Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slows and stops.

- Edward Nygma.

Side note: What is wrong with him?