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"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

how obscene

He wants me to solve it and go one some scavenger hunt but I really don't want to.

Can you do it for me?

no but i'll do it with you

the answer is a train
the train might be made of boners

What a horrific mental image.

So do I have to get on a train?
Find a specific train?
That sounds like a lot of leg work.

hold on im texting ed

i think you're supposed to have sex with a train

That isn't possible and no.

nope its happening we're going to the station and seducing a train come on

wear tear-away pants

Never.

I'm on my way, we can meet at a station. You can tell me what I have to do for this to be over and no, sex is not an option.

wear your sexiest BORING REGULAR clothes just in case
if this is what he's starting with its gonna get weird

We're not going to get weird with anything!
If it gets weird, we're quitting. His love is not worth it.

what do you mean
this is edward
it's BEEN weird
he's already trapped you

REGARDLESS OF HOW TRAPPED I AM
I AM NOT FUCKING A TRAIN
END OF DISCUSSION!

fine nobody is fucking any trains

Thank you.

Now come along, I'm sure you don't want to miss out on me making an ass of myself trying to understand riddles.

sure
if this scavenger hunt totally sucks you can see me beat ed up at the end