restingstitchface: (Distaste)
Jonathan Crane ([personal profile] restingstitchface) wrote in [personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-11-11 03:57 pm (UTC)

Miss Quinzel, I am writing in regard to your juvenile encouragement of teenage girls and women, many of whom are vulnerable, to message me their affections. It has come to my attention that you have coached them to see themselves as my mistress and lifelong companion. I shall not delve into the contents of their letters, but to say these ladies are fascinated not by my work but my unfortunate appearance. They claim I must have suffered during my life to be driven to such desperate measures.

Needless to mention, this disregard of my decisions is the greatest insult.

Contrary to their belief, you are not my "friend" or "compatriot". They're all pathetic, just like you.

Stop encouraging this nonsense. I know it was you. You shall not be warned again. Do you understand that, you peon?


[The tantrum is strong!]

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