Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[itistolaugh]

mom is that you???

[enigmaestro]

Funny.

Here I am, trying to ensure as unproblematic a relationship as possible for you. That's all.

[Sure sounds like a maternal guilt trip.]

[itistolaugh]

ok then ma, what standards SHOULD i have?

[enigmaestro]

Someone who is intelligent, of course. Sophisticated. A sense of humor is obvious -- but I've already eliminated James, so no worries there.

[itistolaugh]

"intelligent" and "sophisticated" dont go for girls like me
how about i just aim for rich and gullible?

[enigmaestro]

I can't say that they wouldn't, Harley.

But in terms of rich and gullible -- well, Bruce Wayne is here, isn't he?

[itistolaugh]

they totally dont

[ ... Not even a little bit up to explaining why Bruce Wayne is not an option. The last time did not go well for her, even if it technically wasn't the right man. You can never be too sure about murderous identity thieves. ]

[enigmaestro]

I have at least one example proving otherwise.

[itistolaugh]

what no way
is he hot?

[enigmaestro]

Roads that all lead to Rome lead from
Guided by one star by a different name,
thus scolded on an instrument of old.

Beware, there's Latin involved.

[itistolaugh]

eddie
no
why :(

just tell me who it is

[enigmaestro]

Can't. You know how pesky these habits are.

[itistolaugh]

[ Let's see his resolve stand up to ... a sad puppy-eyed selfie. ]

pleeeeeeaaaaaaaaaase???

[enigmaestro]

I am immune to excessive use of vowels.

[itistolaugh]

FINE i dont need you to introduce me to guys anyway :P

[ Almost immediately followed by: ]

TELL ME THO :( :( :( :( :(!!!!

[enigmaestro]

I truly do not need to reiterate how well I can keep a secret, do I?

[To be fair, his record was a little spotty. Riddled with spots.]

[itistolaugh]

no come on you don't get to give me crap about my relationships AND keep a guy who meets your "standards" a secret you have to pick one

[enigmaestro]

Perhaps I should reintroduce who I am, and what my modus operandi is.

[itistolaugh]

do you have to work at being so completely impossible or does it come naturally

[enigmaestro]

I was born this way, Harley. Besides, am I wrong to think you love a challenge?

[itistolaugh]

well
maybe
but it's still annoying

[enigmaestro]

And you adore me for it, don't you?

[itistolaugh]

nope i just like you for your body :)

[enigmaestro]

You really can twist anything around, can't you?

[itistolaugh]

only most things