itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (Default)
Harley Quinn ([personal profile] itistolaugh) wrote2020-05-19 07:34 am

Mask or Menace IC Contact

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."



(text, voice, video, action)
enigmaestro: (Glances.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2015-08-20 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Funny.

Here I am, trying to ensure as unproblematic a relationship as possible for you. That's all.


[Sure sounds like a maternal guilt trip.]
enigmaestro: (Suitable.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2015-08-20 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone who is intelligent, of course. Sophisticated. A sense of humor is obvious -- but I've already eliminated James, so no worries there.
enigmaestro: (Tangent.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2015-08-20 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't say that they wouldn't, Harley.

But in terms of rich and gullible -- well, Bruce Wayne is here, isn't he?
enigmaestro: (Dilemma.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2015-08-25 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
I have at least one example proving otherwise.
enigmaestro: (Dilemma.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2015-09-01 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Roads that all lead to Rome lead from
Guided by one star by a different name,
thus scolded on an instrument of old.

Beware, there's Latin involved.
enigmaestro: (Tangent.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2015-09-04 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Can't. You know how pesky these habits are.
enigmaestro: (Business.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2015-09-06 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
I am immune to excessive use of vowels.
enigmaestro: (Tangent.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2015-09-09 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
I truly do not need to reiterate how well I can keep a secret, do I?

[To be fair, his record was a little spotty. Riddled with spots.]
enigmaestro: (Cocky.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2015-09-11 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps I should reintroduce who I am, and what my modus operandi is.
enigmaestro: (Business.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2015-09-12 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I was born this way, Harley. Besides, am I wrong to think you love a challenge?
enigmaestro: (Suave.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2015-09-19 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
And you adore me for it, don't you?
enigmaestro: (Oh really now?)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2015-09-19 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
You really can twist anything around, can't you?

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