itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (Default)
Harley Quinn ([personal profile] itistolaugh) wrote2020-05-19 07:34 am

Mask or Menace IC Contact

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."



(text, voice, video, action)
restingstitchface: (Demonic)

[personal profile] restingstitchface 2015-10-05 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hold up. Since when did Lucifer type like a student caught in a particularily boring class? At least the Devil had class.]

What do you mean? You already know why.
restingstitchface: (Alarm)

[personal profile] restingstitchface 2015-10-05 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Oh.]

Well, I would hardly be telling you to vacate the line if I missed you, would I?

[That grammar has made him realize who got his message. So Nope. Nope. Not dealing with this. N. O. P. E.]
restingstitchface: (Alarm)

[personal profile] restingstitchface 2015-10-05 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Admit what? I don't feel anything for you.

[Except revulsion. Denial is a river in Arkham???]
restingstitchface: (Dismissive)

[personal profile] restingstitchface 2015-10-05 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope. But you can prove otherwise, if you desire. All you need to do is disappear.

[Doing so permanently would be great, thanks.]
restingstitchface: (Confidence)

[personal profile] restingstitchface 2015-10-05 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it makes the heart beat fonder for your absence with each passing second, yes.
restingstitchface: (Thrilled)

[personal profile] restingstitchface 2015-10-05 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I am not sweet-talking you. I am not being kind. I attracted to you. Nor am I fascinated in the candy floss that is your mind; I have far greater toys to hold my interest.

You don't fascinate me.


[You show her your denial, Johnny.]
restingstitchface: (Patience)

You didn't see that misspell he's NOT attracted to you thanks harley bb

[personal profile] restingstitchface 2015-10-05 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You will not be surprised to read that all of it is. Though I expect you to deny it nevertheless.
restingstitchface: (Conviviality)

Re: suuuure he isn't (he sure isn't :'( )

[personal profile] restingstitchface 2015-10-05 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Au contraire, you don't know me at all.

[ALTERNATE UNIVERSES DON'T COUNT.]
restingstitchface: (Confidence)

[personal profile] restingstitchface 2015-10-05 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you're not making a good job of arguing that, not this time. I think you should go back to making a list of similarities and differences, rather than this half-baked attempt at analysis. That simplistic approach should suit you best.
restingstitchface: (Nonchalant)

[personal profile] restingstitchface 2015-10-05 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
How many times are you going to insist that's the case?

[Yawn.]
restingstitchface: (Phobic)

[personal profile] restingstitchface 2015-10-05 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Till you leave me be.
restingstitchface: (Peeping)

[personal profile] restingstitchface 2015-10-05 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I can end it easily enough.

Goodbye, Harleen.


[Rude, Crane.]