Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[itistolaugh]

what why

[restingstitchface]

[Hold up. Since when did Lucifer type like a student caught in a particularily boring class? At least the Devil had class.]

What do you mean? You already know why.

[itistolaugh]

no idea what you're talking about. could it be you just miss me that much?

[restingstitchface]

[Oh. Oh.]

Well, I would hardly be telling you to vacate the line if I missed you, would I?

[That grammar has made him realize who got his message. So Nope. Nope. Not dealing with this. N. O. P. E.]

[itistolaugh]

its ok you can admit it

[restingstitchface]

Admit what? I don't feel anything for you.

[Except revulsion. Denial is a river in Arkham???]

[itistolaugh]

youre lonely & you miss me

[restingstitchface]

Nope. But you can prove otherwise, if you desire. All you need to do is disappear.

[Doing so permanently would be great, thanks.]

[itistolaugh]

absence makes the heart grow fonder ;* ;* ;*

[restingstitchface]

Well, it makes the heart beat fonder for your absence with each passing second, yes.

[itistolaugh]

you sweet talker you

[restingstitchface]

No, I am not sweet-talking you. I am not being kind. I attracted to you. Nor am I fascinated in the candy floss that is your mind; I have far greater toys to hold my interest.

You don't fascinate me.

[You show her your denial, Johnny.]

[itistolaugh]

part of that is true

You didn't see that misspell he's NOT attracted to you thanks harley bb

[restingstitchface]

You will not be surprised to read that all of it is. Though I expect you to deny it nevertheless.

suuuure he isn't (he sure isn't :'( )

[itistolaugh]

i know you too well scarecrow

Re: suuuure he isn't (he sure isn't :'( )

[restingstitchface]

Au contraire, you don't know me at all.

[ALTERNATE UNIVERSES DON'T COUNT.]

[itistolaugh]

please
like youre so hard to figure out

[restingstitchface]

Well, you're not making a good job of arguing that, not this time. I think you should go back to making a list of similarities and differences, rather than this half-baked attempt at analysis. That simplistic approach should suit you best.

[itistolaugh]

oh touched a nerve

[restingstitchface]

How many times are you going to insist that's the case?

[Yawn.]

[itistolaugh]

how many times are you going to give the same reaction

[restingstitchface]

Till you leave me be.

[itistolaugh]

you started it

[restingstitchface]

I can end it easily enough.

Goodbye, Harleen.

[Rude, Crane.]

[itistolaugh]

ttfn jonboy