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[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[itistolaugh]

:'(

[pushtheboundaries]

Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams. [not really]

[itistolaugh]

its your own loss
ill be comfy and cozy and youll be trapped in a khaki prison of your own making
so tragic

[pushtheboundaries]

[wow rude] Khakis are plenty comfortable. Next you'll be insulting my sweater vests.

[itistolaugh]

YOU KEEP YOUR SWEATER VESTS ON FOR WEBFLIX AND CHILL?
robert for shame

[pushtheboundaries]

Is there a dress code I'm not aware about?

[itistolaugh]

do you know this word
casual
have you heard that one before

[pushtheboundaries]

Very funny.

[guess who's pouting]

[itistolaugh]

idk why you are so against your crocopants
its not like i havent seen them already
theyre cute

[pushtheboundaries]

They're plenty cute comfortable and I have nothing against them, they're more for lounging than watching space princesses with company.

[itistolaugh]

its just me that doesnt count as company

[pushtheboundaries]

You're one of the few people I like to keep me company. Of course you count.

[itistolaugh]

wow
please raise your standards

[pushtheboundaries]

But then who else would I watch space princess with?

[itistolaugh]

your khakis

at least she didn't say 'your hand'

[pushtheboundaries]

Well, I guess my khakis and I are just going to enjoy this popcorn by ourselves.

SPACE PRINCESS IS NOT THAT KIND OF MOVIE

[itistolaugh]

i am not letting you eat popcorn alone while you wear a sweatervest and khakis
the mental image of that is just
impossibly sad

well i mean everyone has their vices

[pushtheboundaries]

But I'm not eating popcorn alone while wearing a sweatervest and khakis.

I'm eating popcorn, wearing a sweatervest and khakis, and watching a horribly-dubbed movie that's already going down in history as one of the greatest disasters of our time.

[itistolaugh]

does whiskey go with popcorn LETS FIND OUT
im bringing some over
see you soon ;*

[pushtheboundaries]

[HELLA]

[itistolaugh]

[ KNOCK KNOCK, MUTHAFUCKA ]

It's me! Change your pants!

[ She did, in fact, come all the way in her pajamas. ]

[pushtheboundaries]

[NOPE, HARLEY, YOU GET KHAKIS. BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS WEARING THEM AND HE'S GONNA KEEP WEARING THEM AS LONG AS HE CAN. though he does eye her pajamas]

You went out in those?

[itistolaugh]

I said I wasn't gonna change.

[ She's so warm and cozy in more clothes than she usually wears, to be honest. Anyway, come here and show her that you don't suck at hugs as much as you used to.]

[pushtheboundaries]

[STILL...IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING...

...but he can take the silent hint. look! he's...slightly better than he was, and the resigned sigh is more out of habit than anything.]

You're shameless. Come on in.

[itistolaugh]

What? This is the most tasteful outfit I have!

[ She gives him the bottle which comes with the implicit command to make some drinks while she makes herself comfortable on the couch. ]