Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[itistolaugh]

i assume thats where u always are
like a tiny vampire

[performance]

More like one of those birds that won't stop tweeting outside your window at two in the morning.
Chirp chirp.

[itistolaugh]

[FILE ATTACHED]

[performance]

OMG

You really captured my essence.

I'm going to print this out and hang it on the fridge.

[performance]

The Bat-Fridge.

[itistolaugh]

hey why is it your friend is way less nice than you are and youre the one ive actually fought with

also its cute you have friends

[performance]

My mama bird raised me to be polite, ma'am. ㄟ( ･ө･ )ㄏ
Sorry about the cranky ginger. I can't take him anywhere.

Anyway, I can be nice and suspicious at the same time.

[itistolaugh]

well
tell him if he wants to be left alone he should probably not be hilarious when bothered

id say it myself but i dont think hed appreciate advice from me

[performance]

He said you were flirting with him but I'm 99% sure he dreamed that.

but just in case: points @ eyes, points @ u

[itistolaugh]

omg i did NOT
at least not more than i flirt with
like
anybody
which is mostly on accident its not like im ivy gosh

:P

[performance]

I figured. He thinks everyone's flirting with him.
It's a serious condition.

Speaking of your BFF! Did you come alone?

[itistolaugh]

yes :'(
i think she went to central america or something idk

& before u ask im not with j anymore either

[performance]

[ don't say congratulations robin you can do it you can be nice ]

You broke up? :O

[itistolaugh]

yeah. a while ago but everyones from all over the place timewise and also universewise so idek who knows what

it was a whole
like
attempted murder thing whatever

[performance]

oh
um

That really sucks about the attempted murder.
I mean I've only broken up with someone once and no one almost died and it still sucked.
So I guess that probably sucked 1000x more for you.

Anyway, you were always way too good for him. :P

[itistolaugh]

aww
awwwww
not true but sweet of you to say anyway <3

anyway i checked myself into arkham, got released, life goes on. i even saved a puppy once.

[performance]

Puppy saving is extremely heroic!

Are you on the straight and narrow now? All paroled and stuff?

[itistolaugh]

yeah
i guess
it's weird

they set me up counseling at a womens shelter
i kind of like it

[performance]

Giving good advice, I hope?

[itistolaugh]

yeah im teaching them all how to hide a body

(that is a joke dont tell batman)

[performance]

Won't.
99% sure he wouldn't laugh.