Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[itistolaugh]

it did not work but im charmed by the attempt

[restingstitchface]

Really? Are you sure?

Are you lying to me, Harley?

[itistolaugh]

no lies. i am well & truly charmed.


ok maybe a LITTLE jealous

[restingstitchface]

I really don't see how one can be a little jealous.

You're either jealous or you're not.

[itistolaugh]

not my fault you only understand the complexities and depths of one emotion
90% charmed 5% jealous

[restingstitchface]

So you're actually jealous, then?

[That 5% is 100% okay. Don't mock. You know what'll happen.]

[itistolaugh]

yes






of batman
can i punch you in the face too

[restingstitchface]

No.

Sorry to disappoint you

[No he's not.]

[itistolaugh]

:P

did you have fun
was it everything you hoped it would be

[restingstitchface]

[That question's one he's asked himself.

He'd been thrilled, thrilled... but he'd stared into the face of the real Bruce Wayne under the mask, and seen he was a man of flesh and blood.

And men were nothing special.

Was he losing his only fear?]

I didn't hate it.

[itistolaugh]

uh oh :o
but you didn't LOVE it
is he losing that special touch???

[restingstitchface]

You obviously think he is.

But I'll forgive you for asking.

[HAHAHAHAHA. No.]

[itistolaugh]

it cant be perfect every time sorry

you wanna smash stuff with a crowbar? that always helped j feel better

[restingstitchface]

[See, Harley might slap her hands over her mouth if he admitted he had no clue who J is. He's still young and only just started this new life. Give it a couple of months till he mysteriously vanishes and returns eight years older.

But there's something more important, here.]

... Of course. Pity is a joke to you. I suppose you think it's funny.

[itistolaugh]

what are you even talking about

[restingstitchface]

"it cant be perfect every time sorry"

I believe you know what I'm talking about. You're being very fearless, Harleen.

[Let sleeping birds lie?]

1/?

[itistolaugh]

what????

2/?

[itistolaugh]

what is it this time!!!!

3/3

[itistolaugh]

omg it cant be
is it seriously

THE S-WORD??????

[restingstitchface]

Ugh. Don't say that word.

I cannot believe you're finding this amusing.

[It totally is the s-word.]

[itistolaugh]

no i am finding it STUPID and also you are such a baby i swear to god

are you at your office do you have your go bag with you im coming over

[restingstitchface]

[Well, there's a word he hasn't heard since childhood.

Peers going, It's just a joke, Crane. Don't be such a baby.

The coach telling him, It'll toughen you up. Don't be such a wimp.

He'd hated school.]

No.

With all due respect, I'm away for the foreseeable future.

[That is, any future he can see with Harley in it. It's his way of saying fuck off.

But, yes, he's in his office at I.A.]

[itistolaugh]

ok be right there <3