Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[arsiento]

[ ... Oh boy. WELL OKAY, FINE. ]

I was trying to talk to deadshot
seemed like the kinda thing hed know how to handle, plus he knows me
and you

but like I said harley it aint always a bad thing
ok
maybe we dont know each other that well but at least the harley I know, like yea shes unpredictable
I dunno how much of its on purpose or maybe she just dont care
like it dont matter what happens later as long as it feels right when shes doing it

but I get it I mean
that was me too
and I think he gets it too but in a different way
same way most of us do, yknow like
we all criminals who decided bein dangerous was better than bein dead

but anyway, I think unpredictable makes him more nervous than me, like if I had to guess
so yknow
I try to think about that when Im talking about you

[itistolaugh]

tl;dr

[arsiento]

[ Feelings were a mistake. ]

ok well you asked

[itistolaugh]

do i really make you nervous? i thought we were friends. i BOUGHT YOUR SHOES

[this absolves her of all wrongdoing past, present, and future]

[arsiento]

no, you dont make me nervous
deadshot maybe, I dunno really. but I know I make him nervous.
thats why I said I get it

[ IF YOU HAD READ HIS NOVEL, HARLEY!!

But also, the fact that Deadshot is also from Gotham while Diablo isn't may factor into that too though -- who knows. ]

dont get me wrong I aint saying he dont like you
just that if you come up yknow its better I start off with "not in a bad way"

[itistolaugh]

omfg that is ridiculous
where does he live

[arsiento]

no

no that aint a good idea

[itistolaugh]

its happening anyway

[arsiento]

what the hell harley dont tell him I said that

[itistolaugh]

your name will not even cross my lips

[arsiento]

yea and whatever you say hes gonna think Im over here talking shit
aint no one else know him enough

[itistolaugh]

no he will not even
no offense but im way better at gossip than you are

[arsiento]

so whatre you gonna do then

[itistolaugh]

im just gonna talk to him
i am 100% capable of having a conversation without murdering someone you know

[arsiento]

[ Well. He wasn't actually concerned about murder before, but...

No it's probably fine.

... No, he's probably going to regret this. ]

nonah #2
next door to me

[itistolaugh]

do you have slumber parties

[arsiento]

what, you mean like little kids? or

[ Not that he can't think of an adult version, but. Well. ]

of course not

[itistolaugh]

is it EXACTLY like a sitcom

[arsiento]

oh yea we a regular starsky and hutch

[itistolaugh]

you dont even know what that is do you

[arsiento]

well we cant be bert n ernie
ernies an idiot

[itistolaugh]

also not a sitcom
you are very bad at this

[arsiento]

I was just tryin to make a joke at first
cept now you overthinking it

[itistolaugh]

i take comedy very seriously

[arsiento]

yea I know you do

[ He doesn't know much about Harley and even less about her "checkered past," so to speak, but you know -- theme is theme. ]

never watched too many sitcoms
I dont like laughing