Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[itistolaugh]

idk
depends
are you going to make me do boring stuff or cool stuff

[restingstitchface]

Neither. I am moving into new accommodation and require somebody to collect necessities.

[Because he is too busy and IMPORTANT to do menial work, whatever.]

[itistolaugh]

you want me to pick up your tampons

[restingstitchface]

Though I appreciate the value of sanitation, no. Necessities, I said. Primarily the edible variety.

[itistolaugh]

dont wanna

[restingstitchface]

How comradely of you.

[itistolaugh]

youre a grown man you KNOW how to get your own groceries

wait did you say youre moving tho???

[restingstitchface]

Yes.

[itistolaugh]

where? HEROPA???

OMG CAN WE BE NEIGHBORS

[restingstitchface]

Well, I was residing in Heropa for a short period in the apartment below yours. Except you were so utterly obnoxious that I immediately departed for De Chima.

[itistolaugh]

what
nooooooo
it was because you heard our weird sex stuff wasnt it

[restingstitchface]

Absolutely not.

[itistolaugh]

but you def heard it didnt you
sorry maybe i wouldve been quieter IF YOU TOLD ME YOU LIVED BELOW ME WTH

[restingstitchface]

Well, I couldn't very well tell you I was there. You would never leave me alone.

[itistolaugh]

whatever YOU LOVE ME

[restingstitchface]

I do not. Set aside all ideas you have regarding my romantic inclinations towards you this instant.

[itistolaugh]

ew not romantic dont make it weird
theres lots of differnet ways to love someone you know

well YOU dont know

[restingstitchface]

A fact that becomes more painfully obvious throughout this conversation, clearly.

[itistolaugh]

but OF COURSE you love me!!!
im your best friend!

[restingstitchface]

Associate.

[itistolaugh]

BEST associate

[restingstitchface]

That's not what my diary says.

[itistolaugh]

omg you have a diary?

[restingstitchface]

One of the academic sort, yes.

[itistolaugh]

can i read it