Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[itistolaugh]

someone broke in through a vending machine??

[wizzardly]

what no
He was dressed like a doctor but he wasn't one and I was just getting a snack and then he chased me
Jack got rid of him

[itistolaugh]

ok so we cant have vending machines because security sucks

[wizzardly]

Which doesn't even make sense but he won't listen to me.
I think he may possibly be upset with me

[itistolaugh]

why whatd you do to piss him off

[wizzardly]

I was harassed by one of his madmen? I don't know
It's just the feeling I get
He knows I liked the vending machines

[itistolaugh]

ok i'll talk to him but he doesnt like me so dont expect anything to change
BUT
you gotta come drinking with me and len

[wizzardly]

why wouldn't he like you?
Everyone likes you
Leonard?
All right, but he's paying

[itistolaugh]

sweetie of course he doesnt like me
i'm REALLY REALLY annoying

i dont think len pays for anything ever

[wizzardly]

You are not

Then he'll have to steal them for me
He owes me

[itistolaugh]

no i am
youre just a bad judge of character

are you still mad about the turtle
you got him back didnt you?

[wizzardly]

And my hat, and my shirt, and a whole case of wine one time.
And no I didn't

[itistolaugh]

you two have so much fun together
ok ok ill tell him to return your turtle

[wizzardly]

Oh I thought you meant "get him back" like revenge sort of thing, I have my turtle
Just tell him to get the bar tab.

[itistolaugh]

oh do you want to get revenge? i dont see that going well for you

[wizzardly]

I think that's a terrible accurate assumption unfortunately

[itistolaugh]

ok hows this
if he lifts something off you while we're out i'll hit him

[wizzardly]

Will you really?

[itistolaugh]

sure thing babe
bam pow right in the kisser

[wizzardly]

Then yes to your original question I'm absolutely in for drinks

[itistolaugh]

yay!!
it's going to be super fun i promise