Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[sleight_of_hand]

im the one that got hit and quit

[ A pause... ]

although hes answering a booty summon so who knows

[itistolaugh]

so this isn't an advice thing this is a brag about the awesome sex thing

[sleight_of_hand]

oh
no
it turned into that but no
he still has the personality of toast

also im having a really bad night and i figured talking to my therapist would look good
probably should have done that before the two bottles of vodka though

[itistolaugh]

if it's just sex his personality seriously doesnt matter
do you want it to be more than sex?
but if you really just had 2 bottles of vodka there's no way you're going to finish tonight so it's not even a sex thing rn

[sleight_of_hand]

i can still manage walking its totally going to be a sex thing

and idk

is it worth being more than sex things anymore?????

[itistolaugh]

honestly? idk
not worth it with dry toast anyway

but like
if something better was an option i'd go for it
you know?
i'm a romantic i can't help it

[sleight_of_hand]

romance is nice
unfortunately the guy id romance to hell and back has property of yuuri fucking katsuki tattooed on his ass

[itistolaugh]

at least youre not so hung up on him anymore you cant bang it out with someone else
i could use one of those

[sleight_of_hand]

lbr ill be hung up on him forever

you sounded real lonely there though

whats up

[itistolaugh]

not much im mostly fine
just not loving the single life & my fwb ported out
plus im living with crane rn so thats a total beaver dam

[sleight_of_hand]

oh shit yeah
nothing can touch birdbrain
dont think anyone would want to try either

uh
feel free to crash at my place if he ever gets too stiffling
no compensation just bring your own blanket

[itistolaugh]

yeah he sucks but he's basically family so i love him anyway

wont i get in the way of your toast booty calls? ;)

[sleight_of_hand]

you say that like they happen often

dont worry about it
youre never in the way

[itistolaugh]

AWWWWWW
thats a good line you should use it on someone!

[sleight_of_hand]

i thought i just did

[itistolaugh]

someone other than your doctor who you totally dont get to make a move on ya doofus

[sleight_of_hand]

booooooooooo

okay ill file it away for later

[itistolaugh]

hey you wanted to be my patient so you have no one to blame but yourself! & anyway i definitely don't have a horse cock so you'd only be disappointed

[sleight_of_hand]

maybe not but youre still fun
pendulum swings both ways and all that

but no seriously
you deserve to be happy

[itistolaugh]

oh sure you're the expert

[Nobody has deserved to be happy less than Harleen Quinzel, but it's sweet of him to think so. Stupid, but sweet.]

[sleight_of_hand]

no you are
but you still deserve to be happy
because if i learned anything from you
being stuck in your own misery sucks

[itistolaugh]

wow using my own words against me RUDE!!
do as I say not as I do

[sleight_of_hand]

not my fault youre right every now and then

[itistolaugh]

broken clocks and blind squirrels etc

[sleight_of_hand]

give yourself more credit than that
i mean you put up with me
you have to have something going for you to deal with that much ass