Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

#anoldman

[failedparenting]

sorry I didn't mean to yell like that

[itistolaugh]

w/e
my ex left bullets all over the darn place im good at this game
did you check inside the socks?

[failedparenting]

yeah. and in all of my boxers.

did you take it into a different room? like the kitchen or something? did you fire it?

[itistolaugh]

you dont think you would have noticed if i fired a gun at your place
how hard do you sleep damn
no i just looked it over right by the drawers

now did you REALLY check your socks and boxers or did you guy check
you know where you just look at it once and give up

1/2

[failedparenting]

of course I did, these bullets are fucking important. i'm not half assing this

2/2

[failedparenting]

[And then reluctantly, a few minutes later:]

found it

[itistolaugh]

:) i'm not saying i told you so but im definitely making an i told you so face rn :)

[failedparenting]

in my defense i was running on adrenaline

[itistolaugh]

what do you need engraved silver bullets for anyway
mad at a werewolf? do you need an alibi for your wolfman murders

[failedparenting]

its actually a magical gun that can kill god

[Hahaha absolutely what a funny joke.]

no its just a weird family thing that's got a lot of sentimental value. got it from my grandpa before he died

[itistolaugh]

which god?

liar liar pants in fucking flames

[failedparenting]

no gods, it was a joke

probably could kill a werewolf, if it could even work.

[itistolaugh]

lol k
so what do the engravings mean on your grandpappy's god murdering bullets
is it like ancient runes for "SUCK IT, YHWH"?

[failedparenting]

no clue honestly

I know what the numbers mean but that's about it. he was a weird man

[itistolaugh]

are the numbers how many times god sucks it?

[And a couple minutes later]

one time my ex was possessed by a god of terror and tried to sacrifice me on an altar to bring about a neverending war
his hair was snakes
good times

just putting that out there

[failedparenting]

no its what number bullet it is

[#dadjokes]

jesus he's starting to sound like a reason stand up kind of guy. no wonder he's an ex

[itistolaugh]

haha right
its complicated

so for real tho which god is it for

[failedparenting]

it was a joke, it doesn't kill gods. just a weird broken gun.

[And here, at least, John isn't lying. Kind of. Very technically.]

[itistolaugh]

you don't get to be cagey after you've been inside me that's the rules

1/2

[failedparenting]

jesus christ do you have to put it like that?

2/2

[failedparenting]

[But after a few minutes, he relents. She knows some things, she knows his name. As long as he can keep everything else on lock down, he'll be fine]

it kills monsters. all monsters.

[itistolaugh]

so that's your hobby? no wonder you're the saddest

[failedparenting]

my hobby is shooting, my job is that other thing

no one hunts monsters for fun, sweetheart

[itistolaugh]

sure ok
how do you define monster just wondering

[failedparenting]

general rule of thumb is anything that harms or feeds on humans by their nature

witches too though they're harder because usually they're people