Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[failedparenting]

It was a request.

[Honestly, he assumes the day anyone tries to tell her what to do is they day they wind up beaten in a ditch.]

But, uh, we gotta talk.

[itistolaugh]

Okay, we're talking now. What's up?

[failedparenting]

UH.









My wife showed up. The other day.

[itistolaugh]

Hot blonde with brass knuckles in your motel room? Yeah, I'm talking to her on the network like right now. You gonna tell her you cheated or should I go ahead and do the honors?

[failedparenting]

Jesus christ, please don't.

[Hi this is what the face of high anxiety looks like.]

And I didn't cheat. She- where I came from, she died 20 years ago.

[itistolaugh]

AWwwwwhhhmygoddd now you guys are back togetherrrrr!

[failedparenting]

Yeah.

[Oh stop, you'll make him blush.]

Its weird but. It's good.

[itistolaugh]

So you wanted to say you're gonna pretend you never knew me out of shame now, right?