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"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Please. I'm not an amateur.

Besides, your hyenas deserve better.

have you seen hyenas eat tho

[ Their diet is like 50% buttholes, my dude. ]

Sure, but transporting bodies across town is a hassle.

Anyway, I don't have any dead people around.

Lazy.

If you keep that up, I'll gift you a corpse for Christmas.

Can I pick?

You know what?

Sure.

I was just going to go with jewellery.

OH GIVE ME JEWELRY
so much easier to pair with an outfit

Than a corpse? Probably.

Am I right in thinking red and sparkly?

Edited 2017-12-19 00:13 (UTC)

baby you know me so well

I will say that I try.

By the way, I feel that you should know that Oswald and I are planning on moving very soon.

oh no is that what you want help with
I'll get rid of a body for you but I'm not packing a damn thing

We don't own that much. Yet.

I wanted your help with picking Oswald'd gift.

As if I would know. He seems happiest when he has something to complain about. Give him some garbage.