Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[itistolaugh]

i mean
i could ask if he's into anyone right now
but i don't think you'd like that

[beaky]

Yeah, that's probably a path I don't want to go down.
How do I tell him?
I've never told anyone anything like this before.

Besides my mother, I suppose.

[itistolaugh]

just say it buddy
maybe set the mood with like a nice dinner alone or something first
candles and flowers
etc
even ed probably isn't dense enough to think you're talking about JUST FRIENDS after that but idk rincewind sure didnt get it so some people really are just THAT DENSE

[beaky]

I was considering asking on new years. That is a very romantic time of year.

I'd have an excuse to kiss him as well.
And to get him drunk enough that if he reacts badly, he might forget the next day!

Rincewind? I can't say I'm familiar. A friend of yours?

[itistolaugh]

built in backsies nice i like it

UGH
ok
if you laugh at this to my face i'll stab you
i have had this huge stupid crush on that guy for like
a long time
TOO LONG
i mean look him up what the hell is wrong with me
he's just so nice to me tho???? he's SO nice
it is the worst

[beaky]

Ah. I see.

It's strange how oddly similar are issues are.
I assure you I have no intend to laugh but perhaps commiserate.
It's an unfortunate boat to be in.

Have you told him yet?

[itistolaugh]

yes
several times
very blatantly
he likes me but not enough to be a thing

[beaky]

I'm sorry, forgive me, what does 'not enough to be a thing' mean exactly?

As in he likes you as a friend or he likes you as something more but
I don't know
he's incredibly stupid about it?

[itistolaugh]

he'll make out with me but he won't date me

[beaky]

Sounds like he's playing games.
I would not stand for that, he should want to date you or else he gets nothing!

What's there not to want to date?

[A lot. Or what he would have said before but now she's in the same boat as him so fuck it, he will argue on her behalf TO THE BITTER END. Fuck these dense idiotic men.]

[itistolaugh]

the problem with that is then i also get nothing and also he just keeps being really cute and i give in i can't help myself it's a real problem

[beaky]

I wish I could say I don't get it but

Well, you've met my current interest.
I wish I wasn't as into him as I am and I try to pull away but no one has ever treated me like this besides my mother and yet, I get nowhere and

Hmm. This is awfully depressing, isn't it?
... I suddenly find myself desiring a drink.

[itistolaugh]

first rounds on me

[beaky]

Sounds wonderful.

Let's go drink and curse out our respective loves.