Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[itistolaugh]

[ Oh no ... She could lose everything ... Her shitty roommate and shitty boss at her job she only kind of likes and mostly shows up for to flirt with her clueless coworker ... Gosh. The stakes. At so high. ]

Your League sucks ass!

[ Suh-wing batter batter! ]

[the_caped_crusader]

So I've heard. [He replies flatly, putting away his keys.]

I am sorry, Harley. Really. I shouldn't have been so rude. But I won't be extorted over something as frivolous as a thousand dollars.

[He taps his fingers against the desk, thinking.]

How about dinner, you and a guest, wherever you want, on me. [A beat.] And a few steaks for your... pets.

[itistolaugh]

[She stops the swing a few inches from target.]

Okay.

Yes.

That's fine.

You're the guest.

[the_caped_crusader]

[He doesn't flinch, and considers the offer with a long pause before pushing the oversized hammer away with his finger.]

Well, a deal's a deal. [A pause.] Alright.

[itistolaugh]

[And all shrewd businessmen should know that a deal is sealed with a kiss.]

[the_caped_crusader]

[UH WHAT.]

Ahem. [He dabs at the corner of his mouth with his thumb.] Right. Be seeing you soon, Harley.