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"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

You know what I'm like, Harleen. Think about what you're asking.

careful, you almost seem interested in spending time with me

As if a night with you wouldn't be wonderful company! I just don't think we'd work well together. No offense.

that's the problem, puddin. you're all work and i'm all play.

Yes, but do you dislike me for it?

only sometimes

Well, that's alarming. And to think we got along so well.

i'm counting that as an admission of our deep and true friend love

no backsies

One bitter gibe is hardly qualifiable as admission, you realize?

Edited 2018-02-08 15:00 (UTC)

I SAID NO BACKSIES

Did you? I never noticed.

liar, you notice everything
can't keep your eyes off of me

As a concerned associate. But if you've suggesting that as an approximation of my affection, then you can just stop right there.

you looooove me

Absolutely not. You are the scourge of my existence.

oh yes daddy tell me ive been a bad girl

It's not necessary to tell you what you are, but very well. You're bad. Very bad.

WHOOPS that was actually really hot

You say apprehensively.

is this flirting
are you flirting with me right now

Not like you imagine.

[ That isn't a no. Which is terrifying. ]

still
i think i'm into it

That's why I keep a gun.

your implied threats are only making it hotter

You know what? That's your problem. I hardly need tell you to control yourself.

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