Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

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Comments

[riddleman]

As I've told you, emotions are not my area. Especially as they pertain to me. Besides, Oswald and I agreed early on that to men like him and me, love is a burden, not a strength.

It's hard to say. I have only ever been in love once and that did not end well. Either way, this would isn't anything like I'd have imagined.

[itistolaugh]

BURDEN well i never. ok thats a bullshit idea throw that right in the garbage

what if i told you i love you? do you think that you would feel different than hearing it from oz?

[riddleman]

Well. The word choice of 'I love you' versus 'I'm in love with you' is worth noting.

Besides, I'd be more inclined that you are taking the milk. Oswald truly made himself vulnerable. I don't wish to ever hurt him.

[itistolaugh]

ok fine if i said i'm IN love with you.

what does taking the milk even MEAN
thats not a thing
people dont say that

anyway do you get it now???

[riddleman]

It's the Gotham version of taking the mick. A lot of our sayings are dairy based. It's fascinating, actually, etymologically.

When I was in love with Miss Kringle, I admired her for a long time. I wanted her to be happy. It took me a long time to start wooing her and longer to find the courage to ask her out. Soon after, I killed her.

I'm not an expert on the subject of love. I don't know if I'm even actually capable of feeling it. I'm equally uncertain whether Oswald is. What I know is that I don't want to hurt him. But inaction won't avoid that either.

1/2

[itistolaugh]

that is not a gotham version we do not have DAIRY SLANG what the HELL

[itistolaugh]

ok back on point

btw if someone tells you they feel a way dont wonder if they are capable of actually feeling it. thats terrible.

so you know that ozzie is important to you but now you dont know how to adjust for a new context. consider- does it bother you more that he is in love with you, or that you think being in love (with you especially)
puts him at risk?

[riddleman]

I tend to question everything. There is a selfless element to love that... Whatever. I suppose you are right.

I am certain that being in love makes him vulnerable. Being in love with me probably more so. I care about Oswald's well-being. I'd do anything for him.

[itistolaugh]

would you suck his dick

[riddleman]

Not exactly my area of expertise.

Our relationship thus far had no romantic or sexual connotations.

[itistolaugh]

look maybe he's asexual idk but a romantic connotation usually works its way around to a sexual connotation so it's important to consider as part of those whole shift in paradigm etc so IM JUST SAYING

think about it

anyway

so you'd do anything for him, you don't want to hurt him,oh my golly gee what does THAT sound like hmmm i wonder

[riddleman]

I managed going down on a woman just fine, I have full confidence that men are much easier to please. Especially inexperienced ones. But I'm sure you have an expert opinion on that.

Oswald is my best friend. He's my first friend. I owe him and I admire him deeply. That does not equal love.

What does equal love?

[itistolaugh]

why do you think friendship and devotion are separate from love?

[riddleman]

I'd be more worried if I couldn't draw a distinction.

What is it you expect out of love, Harley?

[itistolaugh]

god this is taking forever

you're in love with him, you're welcome, now you don't have to read a bunch of boring books translated from dead languages about the essential nature of nature and etc to reach the same conclusion

[riddleman]

Thank you for your insight.

Good luck with the volcano.

[itistolaugh]

crane has all the books youre thinking about and you can stay in my room until i get back but god i hope you dont take that long

[riddleman]

thx

c u

[itistolaugh]

luv u, moron