Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[itistolaugh]

what word would you use

[trustinmyrage]

Irritating.
Unnecessarily complicated.

[itistolaugh]

aw kinda struggling huh?

[trustinmyrage]

Of course I'm struggling.

I'm the God of Mischief.

Walking among Midgardians and trying to be on my best behavior is excruciatingly painful.

[ Were he the emoji type, there would be so many angry faces. ]

[itistolaugh]

why are you trying to
shouldn't your "best behavior" be behaving like yourself
just do you

[trustinmyrage]

[ Harley. Harley no. ]

I would happily do so, but there is a problem with that.
I have a brother.
He has not approached me yet, but I know he is here.
Truth be told, I’ve no mood for his “righteous fury” should I step out of line.

[itistolaugh]

is your brother hot too?

[ HARLEY. ]

[ NO. ]

[trustinmyrage]

Of course he isn’t.
He’s a muscle bound oaf of a man that’s apparently on the rebound after the Midgardian he moved heaven and earth to save from certain death dumped him.
Rightfully so, but still dumped him after all that.
Best of you to stay away, least you end up trapped in his misery.

[itistolaugh]

i see i see

you should probably give me his number

so i can avoid him better

[trustinmyrage]

Forgive me if I’m failing to understand Midgard customs, but having my brother’s number sounds like the opposite of avoiding him.

[itistolaugh]

nooo this is definitely how we do it here

[trustinmyrage]

[ SOUNDS FAKE BUT OKAY. ]

If you must know then, his name is Thor.
As I said, he hasn’t contacted me, and I am in no rush to reach out to him.

[itistolaugh]

k fair warning if you want me to hear about your family drama i do charge for that

[trustinmyrage]

It’s nothing beyond the usual sibling rivalry.

[ LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES. ]

[itistolaugh]

i'm not asking. i am on vacation okay this is a no therapy zone

[trustinmyrage]

I’ve no desire for such a thing either, so you’ve little to concern yourself with.

[itistolaugh]

oh good i'm sick of guys only talking to me for my mind

[trustinmyrage]

I’m much more interested in other parts of your mind, not the part that can attempt to pick me apart.

[itistolaugh]

dammit!!! when will a man only care about my tits?

[trustinmyrage]

Those are pleasant as well.

[itistolaugh]

thank you
sincerely

[trustinmyrage]

You are sincerely welcome.