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"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

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Not dissimilar. They were just doing it way before millennials.

were they into freaky shit with crocodiles and stuff

There was that one crocodile god for fertility. More land fertility though. But the hippo was all for baby making.

oh nooooo did people try to fuck hippos nooooo

I'm sure someone tried it. There's always one. And people think I'm the savage for eating humans.

you cant be a savage
you knit hats

Exactly. And I used to make pots.

will you make a pot for me

Been a while. What kind of pot?

idk like a cute one
OMG CAN WE DO IT TOGETHER
LIKE IN THAT MOVIE

You'd get in the way.

ok just because its true doesnt mean you have to say it

Do you want a cute pot or a shit one?

a cute one
:(

[SIGH.]

We can go together. You can make one for me. A shit one.

really???? im going to make you the absolute shittiest pot ♥

Ever used a potters wheel?

i think you already know the answer to that

Ok. Then yeah it's gonna the be the shittiest. I'll display it in the office.

oh lets make one for starr
and then drop it on his head

Sounds good. It can look like a dick. I heard he likes dicks in his face.

Edited 2018-08-30 18:47 (UTC)

huh maybe its actually a really nice and thoughtful gift

You suggesting we don't smash it on his head?

Let's do what feels right in the moment

Good idea. You can make the clay dick.

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