itistolaugh | Mask or Menace IC Contact

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Mask or Menace IC Contact

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

thanks i'll let you know if he doesn't show just assume he ignored it

[John hasn't actually reached out to Harley in a while, over a week at least. And so, you'd expect he'd try to make an effort when he texts her next, right?

Nah]

hey call me

you want to talk then you call me
did learning how to text make you for get the rest of what phones do

[Harley, why are you this way?

After a moment of serious considering pushing her on it he just goes ahead and calls. Not the hill he's willing to die on today.]

Why you gotta be like that, Harley?

Why you think you can tell me what to do, John?

It was a request.

[Honestly, he assumes the day anyone tries to tell her what to do is they day they wind up beaten in a ditch.]

But, uh, we gotta talk.

Okay, we're talking now. What's up?

UH.

My wife showed up. The other day.

Hot blonde with brass knuckles in your motel room? Yeah, I'm talking to her on the network like right now. You gonna tell her you cheated or should I go ahead and do the honors?

Jesus christ, please don't.

[Hi this is what the face of high anxiety looks like.]

And I didn't cheat. She- where I came from, she died 20 years ago.