Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

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[itistolaugh]

[ Ew, what, Jonny whipped out his dick?

Oh.

Right, that other thing. ]

AWWW were you worried about me you big sweetie??
yeah i was there nothing happened to me

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[enigmaestro]

I was worried, yes. Now that Ozzie's gone, you're officially my favorite Gothamite other than myself.

Not that you weren't when Ozzie was still here, mind. I'm only obligated to insinuate otherwise, because he left me the Iceberg.

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[itistolaugh]

ilu2 ;*

im sure wherever he is he would know if you werent properly petting his ego. does that mean youre taking over ALL his business?

[ All Ozzie's discreet little side projects. ]

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[enigmaestro]

That would be a cruel trick on his part, wouldn't it? The bastard knows I've been so faithful to my reformation.

Just the Iceberg. No word on his blackmarket venues, but I know one is not completely isolated from the other. I was hoping we could discuss that, in fact. Just the facts between two reformed friends.

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[itistolaugh]

k
where & when?

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[enigmaestro]

I'm located in De Chima, but for obvious reasons I'm not keen to meet up here. Perhaps Maurtia Falls? What does your schedule look like?

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[itistolaugh]

i can do some time next week if its after 7. who knew counseling centers get swamped with work after large scale traumatic events??

text;

[enigmaestro]

That's the job they allocated to you?

That's horrific.

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[itistolaugh]

hey!!!

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[enigmaestro]

I'm not going to apologize for my opinion on shrinks.

text; 1/?

[itistolaugh]

i like it & im good at it so eat a duck

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[itistolaugh]

DUCK

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[itistolaugh]

UGH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!

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[itistolaugh]

anyway hows monday work for you?

[enigmaestro]

[He's planning to take her out to lunch, now. With an entree of roasted duck. And slowly eat it in front of her. Just for this.]

Monday is suitable. Eleven in the morning?

[itistolaugh]

k
meet at your fancy new club?

[enigmaestro]

As long as you don't mind a little renovation.

But I suppose you had engaged Trickster, hadn't you? That man is a walking work in progress.

[itistolaugh]

wow where did that even come from?? hes nice!

[enigmaestro]

I was just inspired.

Nice? Harley. We need higher standards for you other than "nice".

[itistolaugh]

mom is that you???

[enigmaestro]

Funny.

Here I am, trying to ensure as unproblematic a relationship as possible for you. That's all.

[Sure sounds like a maternal guilt trip.]

[itistolaugh]

ok then ma, what standards SHOULD i have?

[enigmaestro]

Someone who is intelligent, of course. Sophisticated. A sense of humor is obvious -- but I've already eliminated James, so no worries there.

[itistolaugh]

"intelligent" and "sophisticated" dont go for girls like me
how about i just aim for rich and gullible?

[enigmaestro]

I can't say that they wouldn't, Harley.

But in terms of rich and gullible -- well, Bruce Wayne is here, isn't he?