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[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[pushtheboundaries]

I'll put away the pants.

[NO CROCODILES FOR YOU]

[itistolaugh]

i did not expect this to be a no pants event but im down

[pushtheboundaries]

The crocodile pants. I have my khakis on, thanks.

[itistolaugh]

:'(

[pushtheboundaries]

Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams. [not really]

[itistolaugh]

its your own loss
ill be comfy and cozy and youll be trapped in a khaki prison of your own making
so tragic

[pushtheboundaries]

[wow rude] Khakis are plenty comfortable. Next you'll be insulting my sweater vests.

[itistolaugh]

YOU KEEP YOUR SWEATER VESTS ON FOR WEBFLIX AND CHILL?
robert for shame

[pushtheboundaries]

Is there a dress code I'm not aware about?

[itistolaugh]

do you know this word
casual
have you heard that one before

[pushtheboundaries]

Very funny.

[guess who's pouting]

[itistolaugh]

idk why you are so against your crocopants
its not like i havent seen them already
theyre cute

[pushtheboundaries]

They're plenty cute comfortable and I have nothing against them, they're more for lounging than watching space princesses with company.

[itistolaugh]

its just me that doesnt count as company

[pushtheboundaries]

You're one of the few people I like to keep me company. Of course you count.

[itistolaugh]

wow
please raise your standards

[pushtheboundaries]

But then who else would I watch space princess with?

[itistolaugh]

your khakis

at least she didn't say 'your hand'

[pushtheboundaries]

Well, I guess my khakis and I are just going to enjoy this popcorn by ourselves.

SPACE PRINCESS IS NOT THAT KIND OF MOVIE

[itistolaugh]

i am not letting you eat popcorn alone while you wear a sweatervest and khakis
the mental image of that is just
impossibly sad

well i mean everyone has their vices

[pushtheboundaries]

But I'm not eating popcorn alone while wearing a sweatervest and khakis.

I'm eating popcorn, wearing a sweatervest and khakis, and watching a horribly-dubbed movie that's already going down in history as one of the greatest disasters of our time.

[itistolaugh]

does whiskey go with popcorn LETS FIND OUT
im bringing some over
see you soon ;*

[pushtheboundaries]

[HELLA]

[itistolaugh]

[ KNOCK KNOCK, MUTHAFUCKA ]

It's me! Change your pants!

[ She did, in fact, come all the way in her pajamas. ]

[pushtheboundaries]

[NOPE, HARLEY, YOU GET KHAKIS. BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS WEARING THEM AND HE'S GONNA KEEP WEARING THEM AS LONG AS HE CAN. though he does eye her pajamas]

You went out in those?