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Harley Quinn ([personal profile] itistolaugh) wrote2020-05-19 07:34 am

Mask or Menace IC Contact

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."



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pushtheboundaries: (far away and out of sight)

[personal profile] pushtheboundaries 2015-12-21 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[MESSY BED BUT YES, HERS FOR NOW. he'll just be easing his way over, using the wall as a support] Up to you. You're welcome to anything, if you haven't already helped yourself.

[like he said

he'll be a while.

on the bright side, it's not like they're in a drought, so he can use all the water he wants.]
Edited 2015-12-21 20:57 (UTC)
pushtheboundaries: (and a new one will be born)

[personal profile] pushtheboundaries 2015-12-21 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE'S FINE HE'S fine he's accepting her help.] All right. Make yourself comfortable.

[and when he's in there? he takes his time. he takes care of other basic needs, like brushing his teeth because even if he still should eat more his mouth tastes awful, but the bath? shower? shower-then-bath-soak?

he stares up at the showerhead and wonders just what the hell he's trying to accomplish with this. on some level he knows, he's trying to act as a shield, but god help him how did one thing lead to another...?

where did one thing go to another? he really does feel like hell. he's remembering the fear and the helplessness and the anger and- everything-





eventually he feels human again, or at least himself again - whatever he is - to drain the water and dry himself. thankfully, he keeps a robe in here, and he slips it on before stepping out again.

bright side; he doesn't smell anymore!]
pushtheboundaries: (sick of all the darkness i have worn)

[personal profile] pushtheboundaries 2015-12-21 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[compared to him, she smelled just fine. now? well, now she's fine, too. Robert watches her for a moment, then crosses the distance with a little more strength than before. enough that he can get in to some lounge clothing, at least. (such as the Crocodile Pants. because he's going to stay comfortable, god damn it, after all that. and they're the most comfortable pair he owns so there.) when he's done, he sits down next to her and touches a light hand to her shoulder, trying to judge how asleep she is.

no reason to wake her if she's out. hell, if she is, he might just doze off next to her.]
pushtheboundaries: full https://40.media.tumblr.com/65f3ce8fe97f7ee2e2d13fc88aaf4705/tumblr_nnpnnkTQjL1qfe3c4o1_r1_1280.png (used to know it all by heart)

[personal profile] pushtheboundaries 2015-12-22 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[not unless she starts it first

he makes a little amused noise, willingly lying down beside her with a sigh. there's only a moment of hesitation before he puts an arm around her, soaking in her presence as he closes his eyes.]


You stayed up all night?
pushtheboundaries: (i'm not sure where i'm headed)

[personal profile] pushtheboundaries 2015-12-22 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[well he thought they were going to spoon but this is good too. this is fine too. and hey- clean hair means that she smells vanilla instead of sweat! isn't that awesome for her.

Robert will just. rest his head against her upper chest, briefly aware of her breasts before just kind of tabling that thought to chuckle instead and give her a squeeze.]
Right. Do you want that backrub now?
pushtheboundaries: (note the age)

[personal profile] pushtheboundaries 2015-12-22 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
That's up to you. We can...

[oh. hey.



nice breasts.



MOVING ON HE'S OKAY WITH HER LYING DOWN ON HER STOMACH AND he takes a moment to rub his face (wow, self, wow. to be fair he wasn't acting body shy with her so why would she with him.) before getting to his feet and giving her back NOT HER BUTT a little pat.]


Give me a minute.

[he'll bet getting that lotion and then reseating himself beside her to get started.]

pushtheboundaries: (to watch you now i wonder why)

[personal profile] pushtheboundaries 2015-12-22 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[THE ROOM HAS INSULATION OKAY. and his hands - even with lotion - are warm. it may take a minute or so before he finds a decent rhythm with it, so to speak, but he's got a gentle strength that he's quite willing to put to use in finding her tension spots and working on those.

it's soothing to him to be able to do something here. he finds himself relaxing as well, falling in to the feel of skin and the effort of the massage- working with his hands has always calmed him, it's part of why he has those puzzles.]
pushtheboundaries: (i will try to do what's right)

[personal profile] pushtheboundaries 2015-12-22 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[funnily enough, it actually takes him a bit to recognize those sounds. he's focusing on the physical rather than the audial, but then the physical shifts a bit. those...whelp.

he lets out a huff of breath. seriously, woman? have a little pinch to the shoulders - a tweak, really, meant more to tease than to hurt or anything - before he grips them and grinds the heel of his hands down to really get at the muscle.]
pushtheboundaries: (like no other)

[personal profile] pushtheboundaries 2015-12-22 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[HARLEY. you know what, for this he'll give her a swat on the tush.]

Keep it up and I'm going to think you've gotten off on this.

[about the only thing this is missing is her grinding against the sheets.]
pushtheboundaries: (i just might)

[personal profile] pushtheboundaries 2015-12-22 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll admit it's not the goal. [but if it happens- he's, well, he's not sure he's against it. he's not awkward like he'd be before The Thing, but there's still that whole very-not-used to all this.

...he thinks he likes it, though. or, well. is getting used to liking it.

have a little side-tickle while he can, though.]
pushtheboundaries: (any time tomorrow a part of me will die)

[personal profile] pushtheboundaries 2015-12-22 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[VICTORY FOR CALLAGHAN. must follow up with MORE TICKLING, and some definite laughter.] You'd do the same to me, don't lie!
pushtheboundaries: (maybe you will see)

[personal profile] pushtheboundaries 2015-12-22 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[there's a tiny bit of fighting her grip, but it doesn't last long; he was trying to relax her and now he's got her all riled up, shame on him. still, he's grinning as he looks down at her, though when his eyes glance down there's a bit of red in his cheek before he glances back up to her face. right.]

Where'd you toss your shirt?

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