Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[arsiento]

[ Deadshot would have his back.

Well, actually, he has no idea about that. Anyway, sigh... from the beginning? He'll do his best. ]

we met a while back when we both turned up here
get along ok so it aint that, thats fine
then she sent me this gift for no reason, like I didnt really get it but
I didnt mind it either so it was whatever

cept now she

[ ... He doesn't know how to explain it, so he just links this. ]

I just want things to be cool yknow?

[itistolaugh]

omg you miserable sad loser she was making a joke and being a little flirty and you flipped out on her for no reason
or at least no reason that i can see and she probably cant either
you can set shit on fire and you look good doing it NONE OF THAT IS A SECRET? she wasnt calling you out on anything get over yourself

say youre sorry for overreacting but compliments make you uncomfortable because you suck or whatever

[arsiento]

[ ... ]

thats it?

[ Leave it to Harley to bring some perspective back into the picture. ]

ok fine
thanks

and sorry bout before too

[itistolaugh]

yeah man thats it
you spend too much time in your own head

[arsiento]

so whats wrong with that
better than not enough

[itistolaugh]

whats wrong with that is you get your panties in a twist over someone calling you hot in public and then dont even notice who you texted about it
who did you mean to text anyway and why are you talking about me like that

[arsiento]

[ ... Oh boy. WELL OKAY, FINE. ]

I was trying to talk to deadshot
seemed like the kinda thing hed know how to handle, plus he knows me
and you

but like I said harley it aint always a bad thing
ok
maybe we dont know each other that well but at least the harley I know, like yea shes unpredictable
I dunno how much of its on purpose or maybe she just dont care
like it dont matter what happens later as long as it feels right when shes doing it

but I get it I mean
that was me too
and I think he gets it too but in a different way
same way most of us do, yknow like
we all criminals who decided bein dangerous was better than bein dead

but anyway, I think unpredictable makes him more nervous than me, like if I had to guess
so yknow
I try to think about that when Im talking about you

[itistolaugh]

tl;dr

[arsiento]

[ Feelings were a mistake. ]

ok well you asked

[itistolaugh]

do i really make you nervous? i thought we were friends. i BOUGHT YOUR SHOES

[this absolves her of all wrongdoing past, present, and future]

[arsiento]

no, you dont make me nervous
deadshot maybe, I dunno really. but I know I make him nervous.
thats why I said I get it

[ IF YOU HAD READ HIS NOVEL, HARLEY!!

But also, the fact that Deadshot is also from Gotham while Diablo isn't may factor into that too though -- who knows. ]

dont get me wrong I aint saying he dont like you
just that if you come up yknow its better I start off with "not in a bad way"

[itistolaugh]

omfg that is ridiculous
where does he live

[arsiento]

no

no that aint a good idea

[itistolaugh]

its happening anyway

[arsiento]

what the hell harley dont tell him I said that

[itistolaugh]

your name will not even cross my lips

[arsiento]

yea and whatever you say hes gonna think Im over here talking shit
aint no one else know him enough

[itistolaugh]

no he will not even
no offense but im way better at gossip than you are

[arsiento]

so whatre you gonna do then

[itistolaugh]

im just gonna talk to him
i am 100% capable of having a conversation without murdering someone you know

[arsiento]

[ Well. He wasn't actually concerned about murder before, but...

No it's probably fine.

... No, he's probably going to regret this. ]

nonah #2
next door to me

[itistolaugh]

do you have slumber parties

[arsiento]

what, you mean like little kids? or

[ Not that he can't think of an adult version, but. Well. ]

of course not

[itistolaugh]

is it EXACTLY like a sitcom

[arsiento]

oh yea we a regular starsky and hutch