Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

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[the_caped_crusader]

[Bruce is busy signing paperwork.]

Harley. What can I do for you?

[itistolaugh]

These!

Are not!

Chili's tits!

[the_caped_crusader]

So, I take it you don't want the gift card, then.

[itistolaugh]

I never been so insulted in my life! You were a lot nicer when I kidnapped you all the time!

[the_caped_crusader]

[He gets up from his desk, so young and incredibly handsome, and walks around to her. He smiles and places a hand lightly on her arm.]

Harley, I'm sorry. I've just been working too much lately. Can you forgive me?

[itistolaugh]

[ She knows exactly what to do with incredibly handsome wealthy man. ]

No. This is a hostage situation until I get a better present.

[the_caped_crusader]

[He's still smiling, although perhaps a little more wryly now, and he pats her on the arm and turns away.]

Right. That's not going to happen, Harley. [He retakes his seat.] Was there anything else you wanted?

[itistolaugh]

[ Why.

Why would he condescend to the furious woman who loves hitting things with a giant hammer.

Is it because he is too beautiful to have self-preservation?

Anyway, time to bash his perfect skull in! ]

[the_caped_crusader]

Before you do that.

[He says, interrupting her murderous rage, and then pulls a small clicker from his pants pocket (it's just his car keys)]

Remember I fund the Justice League, Harley. I could just call Batman here and have him deal with all of this. But... you've been doing so well up until now, I want to give you the opportunity to think about what you're doing first.

[itistolaugh]

[ Oh no ... She could lose everything ... Her shitty roommate and shitty boss at her job she only kind of likes and mostly shows up for to flirt with her clueless coworker ... Gosh. The stakes. At so high. ]

Your League sucks ass!

[ Suh-wing batter batter! ]

[the_caped_crusader]

So I've heard. [He replies flatly, putting away his keys.]

I am sorry, Harley. Really. I shouldn't have been so rude. But I won't be extorted over something as frivolous as a thousand dollars.

[He taps his fingers against the desk, thinking.]

How about dinner, you and a guest, wherever you want, on me. [A beat.] And a few steaks for your... pets.

[itistolaugh]

[She stops the swing a few inches from target.]

Okay.

Yes.

That's fine.

You're the guest.

[the_caped_crusader]

[He doesn't flinch, and considers the offer with a long pause before pushing the oversized hammer away with his finger.]

Well, a deal's a deal. [A pause.] Alright.

[itistolaugh]

[And all shrewd businessmen should know that a deal is sealed with a kiss.]

[the_caped_crusader]

[UH WHAT.]

Ahem. [He dabs at the corner of his mouth with his thumb.] Right. Be seeing you soon, Harley.