Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[restingstitchface]

I am going to need you to collect groceries again.

[itistolaugh]

k
just gonna get snack cakes and soda tho

[restingstitchface]

Yes, buy what you want for yourself. But I will not have you inflicting your undigestable diet on myself.

[itistolaugh]

i buy the groceries i pick the groceries
and dont you give me any lip about diet i know how you lived before i moved in
mr. dry crackers and water

[restingstitchface]

Water is the healthiest drink and the most readily available, I'll have you know.

[itistolaugh]

why do you think you're too good for flavors

[restingstitchface]

I, for one, happen to believe in bodily purity. Don't you know they're full of chemicals?

[itistolaugh]

literally everything is chemicals you fussy bitch ♥
but fine do you have any ~special requests~

[restingstitchface]

Shouldn't you know? You swarm in through my front door from wherever you go and raid my cupboards like the Gauls often enough.

[itistolaugh]

i can take whatever i want from the cupboards when i'm the one filling them 4 times out of 5
now do you want a say in dinners for the week or not

[restingstitchface]

Almost anything without ventricular-aggravating amounts of carbohydrates?

[A list flies in after the message. Harley has been sent a pretentious collection of ingredients that aren't readily available in the corner store. Salmon, asparagus and shrimp being some of the mains.]

[itistolaugh]

ew no fish i hate it

[restingstitchface]

You say that like I care.

[itistolaugh]

eat it all you want while i'm on a gorgeous party island but until then i dont want it near me and im the one getting the groceries and i say im not getting fish
btw im going to a gorgeous party island this month idk how long

[restingstitchface]

Longer than a month, I would hope!

[restingstitchface]

Wait. Wait. You can't go. You have to stay. I will not have you turning me into some sort of dog-sitter.

[itistolaugh]

you'll be fine they love you!

[restingstitchface]

This are my last words on the matter: I won't do it.

[itistolaugh]

you don't have to. obviously i can't leave my babies behind!

[restingstitchface]

Obviously. But I can presume they won't be the first thing you eat when you all end up stranded?

[itistolaugh]

uh no OBVIOUSLYthey will help me hunt down other contestants until rescue teams show up and find us completely feral

[restingstitchface]

Well, it wouldn't be the first time you've been tranquilized. Where do I pay to watch?

[itistolaugh]

free on basic cable, baby

[restingstitchface]

You say beesechingly. Desperate for attention?

[itistolaugh]

i'm going on a reality dating show. what do you think, genius