Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[itistolaugh]

oh!!! right
he really does want to find love but i think the show is mostly because he was super popular on another show so they asked him to do this one and he likes being famous.
i mean if someone asked me if i wanted to make people fight for my affection on a decadent island i would be 1000% down for that.
obvs

[trustinmyrage]

I admit, even I cannot argue with that.

[ Though it would be purely to serve his own ego, and he's very well aware of it. ]

So, who do you think will be chosen?
He certainly can't keep this "show" up forever.

[itistolaugh]

my guess would be cisco or leo but who knows

you could probably get a season if you asked the right people. the public can't get enough trashy reality tv starring imports

[trustinmyrage]

Ah yes, the one that has declared love for him without saying as much. He would benefit himself better by just saying so.

I'm not certain I'm ready to prostrate myself before a Midgardian public in this manner. Though I'm not entirely turned off by the idea.

[itistolaugh]

yeah that guys hilarious

I'd watch it. But I watch a lot of bad tv, so.

[trustinmyrage]

What makes you believe my program would be terrible?

[ Excuse you, he is fabulous. ]

[itistolaugh]

it's part of the genre. If a dating show isn't terrible, it isn't any good

[trustinmyrage]

How can something be good if it's terrible? I don't understand.

[itistolaugh]

welcome to midgardia, baby

[trustinmyrage]

This world is ridiculous.

[itistolaugh]

ain't it grand?

[trustinmyrage]

I'm not sure "grand" is the word I would use.

[itistolaugh]

what word would you use

[trustinmyrage]

Irritating.
Unnecessarily complicated.

[itistolaugh]

aw kinda struggling huh?

[trustinmyrage]

Of course I'm struggling.

I'm the God of Mischief.

Walking among Midgardians and trying to be on my best behavior is excruciatingly painful.

[ Were he the emoji type, there would be so many angry faces. ]

[itistolaugh]

why are you trying to
shouldn't your "best behavior" be behaving like yourself
just do you

[trustinmyrage]

[ Harley. Harley no. ]

I would happily do so, but there is a problem with that.
I have a brother.
He has not approached me yet, but I know he is here.
Truth be told, I’ve no mood for his “righteous fury” should I step out of line.

[itistolaugh]

is your brother hot too?

[ HARLEY. ]

[ NO. ]

[trustinmyrage]

Of course he isn’t.
He’s a muscle bound oaf of a man that’s apparently on the rebound after the Midgardian he moved heaven and earth to save from certain death dumped him.
Rightfully so, but still dumped him after all that.
Best of you to stay away, least you end up trapped in his misery.

[itistolaugh]

i see i see

you should probably give me his number

so i can avoid him better

[trustinmyrage]

Forgive me if I’m failing to understand Midgard customs, but having my brother’s number sounds like the opposite of avoiding him.

[itistolaugh]

nooo this is definitely how we do it here

[trustinmyrage]

[ SOUNDS FAKE BUT OKAY. ]

If you must know then, his name is Thor.
As I said, he hasn’t contacted me, and I am in no rush to reach out to him.

[itistolaugh]

k fair warning if you want me to hear about your family drama i do charge for that