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[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

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[itistolaugh]

then maybe you should

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[neverdied]

🌭
Why not this?

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[itistolaugh]

how about 🍑

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[neverdied]

🌮

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[itistolaugh]

you're more emoji savvy than you look

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[neverdied]

Yeah. Almost as if learning thousands of ancient languages and hieroglyphs has all lead up to this moment.

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[itistolaugh]

finally your purpose is fulfilled
ancient egyptian sexting must have been wild

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[neverdied]

Not dissimilar. They were just doing it way before millennials.

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[itistolaugh]

were they into freaky shit with crocodiles and stuff

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[neverdied]

There was that one crocodile god for fertility. More land fertility though. But the hippo was all for baby making.

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[itistolaugh]

oh nooooo did people try to fuck hippos nooooo

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[neverdied]

I'm sure someone tried it. There's always one. And people think I'm the savage for eating humans.

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[itistolaugh]

you cant be a savage
you knit hats

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[neverdied]

Exactly. And I used to make pots.

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[itistolaugh]

will you make a pot for me

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[neverdied]

Been a while. What kind of pot?

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[itistolaugh]

idk like a cute one
OMG CAN WE DO IT TOGETHER
LIKE IN THAT MOVIE

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[neverdied]

You'd get in the way.

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[itistolaugh]

ok just because its true doesnt mean you have to say it

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[neverdied]

Do you want a cute pot or a shit one?

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[itistolaugh]

a cute one
:(

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[neverdied]

[SIGH.]

We can go together. You can make one for me. A shit one.

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[itistolaugh]

really???? im going to make you the absolute shittiest pot ♥

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[neverdied]

Ever used a potters wheel?

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[itistolaugh]

i think you already know the answer to that