Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[itistolaugh]

No. You don't play that card here. You hid from someone in my home. Someone that you clearly believe is still after you. You brought this to me.

So give me a name.

[abduxel]

[He looks and sounds exasperated, sighing dramatically, before he finally barks,] Jonathan Crane, alright? Are you happy?

[itistolaugh]

[ Her jaw actually drops and she stares at him.

And stares.

And stares.

And doubles over laughing. ]

You're running from Crane?!

[abduxel]

[He stands there staring at her in confusion like a naked idiot.]

...You... know him.

[itistolaugh]

I know him. Well, not exactly, it was a different ... version of him. But still.

Was he a very bad boy?

[abduxel]

[He frowns slightly at that question because... well... isn't that just a damn weird thing to say?]

Uh...

He's an asshole, if that's what you mean?

[itistolaugh]

That's one way to put it.

[abduxel]

Well, how would you put it?

[itistolaugh]

I usually call him a butthead. That guy is hilarious.

[abduxel]

Hilariously insane. The man is a psychopath.

[itistolaugh]

That's a little rude to psychopaths. What did you do that pissed him off so bad that he's after you?

[abduxel]

[He snorts a laugh. Maybe this girl is alright.

He doesn't seem bothered by just standing here naked and talking to her, either.]

I spread some of his secrets.

[itistolaugh]

Ooohh! Spread 'em here too! I won't tattle.

[abduxel]

[He frowns then.] No! I don't believe you for a second.

[itistolaugh]

[ She shrugs and spins the broom idly. ]

That's fair. You probably wouldn't say anything I don't already know anyway.

[abduxel]

[He looks skeptical.] What are you to him? How do you know him so well?

[itistolaugh]

[ She laughs. ] I'm a pain in the ass. We're from different versions of the same place, so I'm ... familiar with his work.

[abduxel]

Yeah, well. He likes to make me a subject of his work.

[itistolaugh]

You and literally everybody. Or did you get to be a special project? Must've really pissed him off.

[abduxel]

[He thinks.]

You know, I don't have a clue whether I'm a special project, or if he's this insane with everybody else. Has he ever used his nasty tricks on you?

[itistolaugh]

He has been known to play favorites.

[ She shrugs lightly. ]

He finds me disappointing.

[abduxel]

[Dryly,] Maybe he doesn't take kindly to being hit with a broom.

[itistolaugh]

He probably wouldn't, but who knows? I haven't hit him with a broom.

Yet.

Now I pretty much gotta.