Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[itistolaugh]

no just
like
piper and james is a whole EXPERIENCE
theyll be fun for a while and then theyll have a fight and piper will storm off and james will pout
and then i'll kick you out so me and james can bang
so we'd see maybe 15min of space princess

[pushtheboundaries]

[he really appreciates her honesty, to tell the truth.]

Right. Can you give me some warning, at least, when you're planning to come over?

[itistolaugh]

this is your warning

[pushtheboundaries]

I'll put away the pants.

[NO CROCODILES FOR YOU]

[itistolaugh]

i did not expect this to be a no pants event but im down

[pushtheboundaries]

The crocodile pants. I have my khakis on, thanks.

[itistolaugh]

:'(

[pushtheboundaries]

Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams. [not really]

[itistolaugh]

its your own loss
ill be comfy and cozy and youll be trapped in a khaki prison of your own making
so tragic

[pushtheboundaries]

[wow rude] Khakis are plenty comfortable. Next you'll be insulting my sweater vests.

[itistolaugh]

YOU KEEP YOUR SWEATER VESTS ON FOR WEBFLIX AND CHILL?
robert for shame

[pushtheboundaries]

Is there a dress code I'm not aware about?

[itistolaugh]

do you know this word
casual
have you heard that one before

[pushtheboundaries]

Very funny.

[guess who's pouting]

[itistolaugh]

idk why you are so against your crocopants
its not like i havent seen them already
theyre cute

[pushtheboundaries]

They're plenty cute comfortable and I have nothing against them, they're more for lounging than watching space princesses with company.

[itistolaugh]

its just me that doesnt count as company

[pushtheboundaries]

You're one of the few people I like to keep me company. Of course you count.

[itistolaugh]

wow
please raise your standards

[pushtheboundaries]

But then who else would I watch space princess with?

[itistolaugh]

your khakis

at least she didn't say 'your hand'

[pushtheboundaries]

Well, I guess my khakis and I are just going to enjoy this popcorn by ourselves.

SPACE PRINCESS IS NOT THAT KIND OF MOVIE

[itistolaugh]

i am not letting you eat popcorn alone while you wear a sweatervest and khakis
the mental image of that is just
impossibly sad

well i mean everyone has their vices

[pushtheboundaries]

But I'm not eating popcorn alone while wearing a sweatervest and khakis.

I'm eating popcorn, wearing a sweatervest and khakis, and watching a horribly-dubbed movie that's already going down in history as one of the greatest disasters of our time.

[itistolaugh]

does whiskey go with popcorn LETS FIND OUT
im bringing some over
see you soon ;*