Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[itistolaugh]

they're both robots. it's really very sweet.

[trustinmyrage]

I am trying to process how someone took the time to program the capacity for romance into electronic beings.

I believe my head hurts worse than listening to my brother's drunken singing.

[itistolaugh]

dont think about it just accept it

[trustinmyrage]

Very well.

You still haven't answered my question.

[itistolaugh]

oh i forgot it

[trustinmyrage]

Are you serious? Must I add scatterbrained to the list of your qualities?

[itistolaugh]

why would you have a list of that

[trustinmyrage]

Purely for my own amusement.

But I asked you what his end goal really was.

[itistolaugh]

oh!!! right
he really does want to find love but i think the show is mostly because he was super popular on another show so they asked him to do this one and he likes being famous.
i mean if someone asked me if i wanted to make people fight for my affection on a decadent island i would be 1000% down for that.
obvs

[trustinmyrage]

I admit, even I cannot argue with that.

[ Though it would be purely to serve his own ego, and he's very well aware of it. ]

So, who do you think will be chosen?
He certainly can't keep this "show" up forever.

[itistolaugh]

my guess would be cisco or leo but who knows

you could probably get a season if you asked the right people. the public can't get enough trashy reality tv starring imports

[trustinmyrage]

Ah yes, the one that has declared love for him without saying as much. He would benefit himself better by just saying so.

I'm not certain I'm ready to prostrate myself before a Midgardian public in this manner. Though I'm not entirely turned off by the idea.

[itistolaugh]

yeah that guys hilarious

I'd watch it. But I watch a lot of bad tv, so.

[trustinmyrage]

What makes you believe my program would be terrible?

[ Excuse you, he is fabulous. ]

[itistolaugh]

it's part of the genre. If a dating show isn't terrible, it isn't any good

[trustinmyrage]

How can something be good if it's terrible? I don't understand.

[itistolaugh]

welcome to midgardia, baby

[trustinmyrage]

This world is ridiculous.

[itistolaugh]

ain't it grand?

[trustinmyrage]

I'm not sure "grand" is the word I would use.

[itistolaugh]

what word would you use

[trustinmyrage]

Irritating.
Unnecessarily complicated.

[itistolaugh]

aw kinda struggling huh?

[trustinmyrage]

Of course I'm struggling.

I'm the God of Mischief.

Walking among Midgardians and trying to be on my best behavior is excruciatingly painful.

[ Were he the emoji type, there would be so many angry faces. ]

[itistolaugh]

why are you trying to
shouldn't your "best behavior" be behaving like yourself
just do you