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Harley Quinn ([personal profile] itistolaugh) wrote2020-05-19 07:34 am

Mask or Menace IC Contact

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."



(text, voice, video, action)
abduxel: (doing things just to please your crowd)

action! sometime after Raina's post the night of June 28th

[personal profile] abduxel 2015-06-29 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[He found a place that seemed empty. The bat has an extra set of wings, and a third eye; generally a creepy, large, black, hairless creature. It slipped in through a cracked-open window in the dark kitchen of Harley's residence, turned a corner and --

-- flew right into her face, squeaking wildly?!]
abduxel: (this ain't no place for no better man)

[personal profile] abduxel 2015-06-29 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[The bat yells with alarm, a noise a bat really shouldn't be able to make, almost human-like except for the fact that it sounds like ten different creepy-ass monster-people yelling at once, all at different pitches.

The bat spirals around the broom in a struggle to maneuver away, but it's too close quarters here. He's hitting walls and Harley and the broom itself trying to escape the fray.

He gets a good whack from the broom after another couple of swings, a full-bodied impact between the wings, and goes crashing backwards into the kitchen.

There, he promptly shapeshifts into a prettyboy asian man, slim and muscular, torso littered with huge scars, and - most notably besides his nudity - a set of black ram horns that sprout from his skull and curl around near his ears. He's sitting on his butt on the kitchen floor where he ungracefully landed. Damn that hurts his tailbone.]


Hey hey hey! [He yells, palms up in a stop.] Don't freak out! I'm not a bat!

[Just a naked demon man but whatever right?]
abduxel: (doing things just to please your crowd)

[personal profile] abduxel 2015-07-02 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[He moves his mouth like he's trying desperately to think of some sort of answer, but he doesn't get it out before she starts hitting him with the broom handle. He tries to slap it away, jerking his head back.]

Stop that! I - I was... hungry? Quit hitting me with a broom and I'll just go!
abduxel: (and I suffer)

[personal profile] abduxel 2015-07-02 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[He starts to stand up, keeping his eyes on her and a hand out like don't shoot. Well, might as well just be honest...]

I was looking for somewhere to hide.
abduxel: (no I can't slow down - I can't hold back)

[personal profile] abduxel 2015-07-02 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
A psychopath. He's not going to follow me here, that's the whole point. [Obviously. Obviously.]

But I can't stay at my place, because he knows where I live.
abduxel: (and I suffer)

[personal profile] abduxel 2015-07-03 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Nuh-uh. How do I know I can trust you? I don't. For all I know, you're one of his devil-worshipping secretaries.
abduxel: (and I suffer)

[personal profile] abduxel 2015-07-04 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[He looks and sounds exasperated, sighing dramatically, before he finally barks,] Jonathan Crane, alright? Are you happy?
abduxel: (ain't nothing in this world for free)

[personal profile] abduxel 2015-07-04 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[He stands there staring at her in confusion like a naked idiot.]

...You... know him.
abduxel: (ain't nothing in this world for free)

[personal profile] abduxel 2015-07-04 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[He frowns slightly at that question because... well... isn't that just a damn weird thing to say?]

Uh...

He's an asshole, if that's what you mean?
abduxel: (and I suffer)

[personal profile] abduxel 2015-07-04 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well, how would you put it?
abduxel: (money don't grow on trees)

[personal profile] abduxel 2015-07-04 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Hilariously insane. The man is a psychopath.
abduxel: (no I can't slow down - I can't hold back)

[personal profile] abduxel 2015-07-04 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[He snorts a laugh. Maybe this girl is alright.

He doesn't seem bothered by just standing here naked and talking to her, either.]


I spread some of his secrets.
abduxel: (ain't nothing in this world for free)

[personal profile] abduxel 2015-07-04 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[He frowns then.] No! I don't believe you for a second.

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