Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[pushtheboundaries]

[NO. NO HE DOES NOT.]

Are you turning this in to a slumber party?

[itistolaugh]

are you asking if youre going to end up in my bed

[pushtheboundaries]

No, because I'd take the couch. You're the one telling me to bring my PJs.

[itistolaugh]

idk if youd really want to do that
the rats would scurry over you in the night
i am PROBABLY safer than rats

[pushtheboundaries]

Harley, why are there rats?

[itistolaugh]

its a roommates whole thing

[pushtheboundaries]

Whom are you rooming with?

[itistolaugh]

piper
formerly the pied piper
hes a nice guy youd like him

[pushtheboundaries]

[



you know what if Peter Pan can be here, so can the Pied Piper]

Does he like our kind of movies, too?

[itistolaugh]

idk maybe?
mostly he likes righteous indignation

[pushtheboundaries]

So if we told him this was a masterpiece, this could have some interesting results.

[cal you have not met the man why are you planning a prank]

[itistolaugh]

i mean theres only one tv in the house its not like he could get away
OH james would like it he loves trash

[pushtheboundaries]

You make it seem like we're going to imprison the poor man. We'd just be introducing him to new art.

James who?

[itistolaugh]

james jesse
hes a[ UH WHAT IS HE ]friend
not from gotham tho dont worry

[pushtheboundaries]

Wait, is Piper from Gotham?

[itistolaugh]

no no no no theyre from


flashtown?

theres more than one city in my world you know
cities are shockingly common

[pushtheboundaries]

Just checking. [Flashtown, right.] This is sounding like it's going to be an interesting party.

[note he didn't say 'fun']

[itistolaugh]

it is probably a very bad idea actually maybe i should just come over to your place instead

[pushtheboundaries]

Have I finally found something you're afraid of?

[itistolaugh]

no just
like
piper and james is a whole EXPERIENCE
theyll be fun for a while and then theyll have a fight and piper will storm off and james will pout
and then i'll kick you out so me and james can bang
so we'd see maybe 15min of space princess

[pushtheboundaries]

[he really appreciates her honesty, to tell the truth.]

Right. Can you give me some warning, at least, when you're planning to come over?

[itistolaugh]

this is your warning

[pushtheboundaries]

I'll put away the pants.

[NO CROCODILES FOR YOU]

[itistolaugh]

i did not expect this to be a no pants event but im down

[pushtheboundaries]

The crocodile pants. I have my khakis on, thanks.