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[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[itistolaugh]

uh why WOULDN'T i want to spend a month partying on an island with a carefully curated selection of hot fun people?
it's a no brainer.

[trustinmyrage]

And what do you plan on doing if you're selected in the end?

At least I'm assuming there's some sort of selection process in the end. I fail to see any other point to this.

[itistolaugh]

if he wants to date me then i'll give it a shot
no reason not to
he's not going to pick me tho

[trustinmyrage]

You're certain of that?

[itistolaugh]

i'm a fun detour but i'm not endgame material.

[trustinmyrage]

And what is his end game? Please tell me it's not the automaton.

[ Talk to him girl; this is some juicy stuff. ]

[itistolaugh]

do you mean k2?
no, k2 has a boyfriend already. he's just here to be a supportive friend.

[trustinmyrage]

............................
How does an automaton have a

[ He meant to delete that, but he ended up sending it instead. Stupid, primitive communication device... ]

Nevermind, I don't want to know.

[itistolaugh]

they're both robots. it's really very sweet.

[trustinmyrage]

I am trying to process how someone took the time to program the capacity for romance into electronic beings.

I believe my head hurts worse than listening to my brother's drunken singing.

[itistolaugh]

dont think about it just accept it

[trustinmyrage]

Very well.

You still haven't answered my question.

[itistolaugh]

oh i forgot it

[trustinmyrage]

Are you serious? Must I add scatterbrained to the list of your qualities?

[itistolaugh]

why would you have a list of that

[trustinmyrage]

Purely for my own amusement.

But I asked you what his end goal really was.

[itistolaugh]

oh!!! right
he really does want to find love but i think the show is mostly because he was super popular on another show so they asked him to do this one and he likes being famous.
i mean if someone asked me if i wanted to make people fight for my affection on a decadent island i would be 1000% down for that.
obvs

[trustinmyrage]

I admit, even I cannot argue with that.

[ Though it would be purely to serve his own ego, and he's very well aware of it. ]

So, who do you think will be chosen?
He certainly can't keep this "show" up forever.

[itistolaugh]

my guess would be cisco or leo but who knows

you could probably get a season if you asked the right people. the public can't get enough trashy reality tv starring imports

[trustinmyrage]

Ah yes, the one that has declared love for him without saying as much. He would benefit himself better by just saying so.

I'm not certain I'm ready to prostrate myself before a Midgardian public in this manner. Though I'm not entirely turned off by the idea.

[itistolaugh]

yeah that guys hilarious

I'd watch it. But I watch a lot of bad tv, so.

[trustinmyrage]

What makes you believe my program would be terrible?

[ Excuse you, he is fabulous. ]

[itistolaugh]

it's part of the genre. If a dating show isn't terrible, it isn't any good

[trustinmyrage]

How can something be good if it's terrible? I don't understand.

[itistolaugh]

welcome to midgardia, baby