Mask or Menace IC Contact

[itistolaugh]

"Harley here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Or I won't.

Don't be boring."

(text, voice, video, action)

Comments

[itistolaugh]

what do you mean

[trustinmyrage]

When I first see you, you're just like any other sloppy Midgardian. Then I see you again, and you're cleaned up to the point that I swear magic was involved, and now I see you on this cursed entertainment box prancing around for whatever it is you want on this THING.

[ He is still confused why anyone would even care about someone getting a date enough to televise the whole ridiculousness. ]

[itistolaugh]

lol you're watching the show? i know thats the point but its kind of weird to like KNOW its happening

still not sure what your question is tho?

[trustinmyrage]

I'm terribly bored waiting for the thunder to start.

[ He knew his brother was here -- Alex had told him as much. He was sure he was going to get picked up and thrown just randomly whenever he went down the street, nevermind their temporary truce. ]

I suppose your unfathomable ability to adapt and change has me intrigued, and I'm attempting to understand just how you DO it.

[itistolaugh]

do WHAT???? i'm not doing anything? i'm just like

i do what i want, when i want, the end

it's not that complicated??

[trustinmyrage]

I have never seen another Midgardian manage it like this.

[itistolaugh]

ok but

tbf

i don't think you know that many

[ Man barely learns how to eat a deli sandwich and suddenly thinks he's an expert on Midgardians. Also, note to self, get him to stop saying Midgardians. ]

[trustinmyrage]

I know a fair few.

[ Granted, literally all of them have beaten the hell out of him in some way or another, but he knows them! ]

[itistolaugh]

ok then maybe you only know boring ones.
i don't know what to tell you. should i just take this as a compliment and move on?

[trustinmyrage]

I'm not certain if it is a compliment yet or not myself.

[ Yes, that was a tease. ]

Why are you even on this "show" anyway? I can't see how it could hold your attention for very long.

[itistolaugh]

uh why WOULDN'T i want to spend a month partying on an island with a carefully curated selection of hot fun people?
it's a no brainer.

[trustinmyrage]

And what do you plan on doing if you're selected in the end?

At least I'm assuming there's some sort of selection process in the end. I fail to see any other point to this.

[itistolaugh]

if he wants to date me then i'll give it a shot
no reason not to
he's not going to pick me tho

[trustinmyrage]

You're certain of that?

[itistolaugh]

i'm a fun detour but i'm not endgame material.

[trustinmyrage]

And what is his end game? Please tell me it's not the automaton.

[ Talk to him girl; this is some juicy stuff. ]

[itistolaugh]

do you mean k2?
no, k2 has a boyfriend already. he's just here to be a supportive friend.

[trustinmyrage]

............................
How does an automaton have a

[ He meant to delete that, but he ended up sending it instead. Stupid, primitive communication device... ]

Nevermind, I don't want to know.

[itistolaugh]

they're both robots. it's really very sweet.

[trustinmyrage]

I am trying to process how someone took the time to program the capacity for romance into electronic beings.

I believe my head hurts worse than listening to my brother's drunken singing.

[itistolaugh]

dont think about it just accept it

[trustinmyrage]

Very well.

You still haven't answered my question.

[itistolaugh]

oh i forgot it

[trustinmyrage]

Are you serious? Must I add scatterbrained to the list of your qualities?

[itistolaugh]

why would you have a list of that